February 2012
89 posts
1 tag
GOLD
guardianrabbit:
SHOULDER BLAME
GET FUCKED REPEATEDLY
DON’T TRY TO HAUNT
YOU GO GET SOMETHING FROM SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY
TRY IT AGAIN
THAT’S NOT A GOOD EXCUSE
YOU ARE NOT A WORTHLESS LIAR BECAUSE THAT LIE IS WORTH A LOT
YOU KNOW THAT WE BUY GOLD HERE SO WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
Chriddof: One morning, when Alex James woke from... →
chriddof:
One morning, when Alex James woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant lump of cheese. He lay on his coagulated milk protein back, and if he looked down a little he could see his bright yellow belly, containing the odd hole and infused with ketchup flavouring….
Kafkhriddof
SELINA GOMEZ FACTSHEET
chriddof:
Age: 20 Height: 1 inch (usually made to look bigger through Photoshop) Colour of urine: International Klein Blue Fave food: The 100 year old seal blubber from Robert Falcon Scott’s Discovery Hut in the Antarctic Fave film: Any 16mm film leader Fave smell: Burning styrofoam Fave activity: Genital multilation (of others) Least fave activity: Not carrying out genital multilation (of...
Chriddof: Miscellanous Chriddof - 25th February... →
chriddof:
Forgotten 1990s British teen-pop star Lolly recently started picking up radio communications via her labia, which is made from stainless steel and was a gift from El Bambino, the dictator of one-eighth of Peru. Ms. Lolly has identified the communications as coming from the Russian army’s…
No computer isn't that bad a lot of the time.
youtube.com: TACTICS FOR BUSINESS MEETING →
youtubedotcom:
Sit with your back to any windows. During the morning or afternoon, the sun may shine through into your eyes. Also, looking at parallel rows of blinds can play tricks on you after a while.
Avoid drinking anything, especially coffee (a diuretic), during meetings. Having a full bladder can be…
I went to church today...
fussybabybitch:
Chriddof: Everyone’s manipulating their bowel... →
chriddof:
Everyone’s manipulating their bowel movements It’s cold and sunny these days I’m eating texas paprika doritos and a sandwich The man hiding in the toilets has eyes up his arse I once read a book about atomic tests in the Pacific It’s getting warmer, maybe, I hope so In Belgium every single house…
A Nighttime Poem
I tripped
And fell
And fucked myself in the ass.
A.J.W.
Suck
My
Hole,
Ass
Hole.
Suck
My
Whole
Asshole.
SLAT
Strong Language and Adult Themes
Rule everything around me
You wanted me to make more Wu-Tang_Clan.docx jokes
But I just told you to go back to sleep
And that I would probably be back when I figure out
What to eat
What to drink
Who to kiss
What not to touch
What to feel really really hard
I eventually got a hoagie sandwich
And it was pretty gosh dang good.
An Open Letter
Vaccines
turned my kid into a
fucking
retard.
All he does is sit around all day and play the god-damn gameboys
And he’s not even that good at it.
So Obama next time you wanna stick my kid’s
head full of needles,
You can just eat my butt
and choke on the power
and majesty
of the LORXD.
Sinceres,
Bill Rooney (age 21)
Chriddof: MELM Statement →
chriddof:
Purpose: To draw melm on the screen during use of the Graphics mode. Syntax: MELM (xcenter, ycenter), radius[,[color][,[start],[end][,aspect]]] Comments: xcenter and ycenter are the x- and y- coordinates of the center of the melm, and radius is the radius (measured along the major…
Love
I wrote you a love song.
Here it is:
(instrumental)
www.lyricsfreak.com
apparently it's poetry nite
POETRY
is easy
(lol)
suck my ass.
Love,
Rimbaud (Rambo II (age 6))
valentines day poem
thegroopplayed:
valentines day is a heart day
for jerkoffs
singles are okay
love me when i cum
on your expensive stuff
guardianrabbit:
WAIT
DID YOU SAY FIRE RABBIT?
YOU DID SAY FIRE RABBIT
WOW
YES I’M HAPPY THANK YOU FOR ASKING
HOPE YOU ARE DOING OKAY
ANYWAY WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO SUN THINGS
WHAT KIND OF SUN THINGS DO YOU KEEP IN YOUR PURSE
I DISCOVERED THAT THERE WERE MORNINGS HAPPENING IN MINE BECAUSE OF THOSE SO NOW I KEEP IT A LITTLE BIT OPEN, YOU KNOW SO ALL THAT STUFF CAN...
Chriddof: The Plot of "The Omen" →
chriddof:
The newborn son of Robert Thorn (Gregory Peck) and his wife, Katherine (Lee Remick), dies shortly after birth in Rome. Robert is coerced by Father Spiletto (Martin Benson) into substituting for the dead child an orphan whose mother died at the same moment, without telling Katherine. Out of concern…