SELINA GOMEZ FACTSHEET
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Age: 20
Height: 1 inch (usually made to look bigger through Photoshop)
Colour of urine: International Klein Blue
Fave food: The 100 year old seal blubber from Robert Falcon Scott’s Discovery Hut in the Antarctic
Fave film: Any 16mm film leader
Fave smell: Burning styrofoam
Fave activity: Genital multilation (of others)
Least fave activity: Not carrying out genital multilation (of others)
Why have you only got one hand?: I didn’t like having two hands
